The Furies (Episode 1) the main one where Xena is driven angry by the Furies because Ares wants to seduce her to his part once more, but additionally he could be her dad?
Been Here, complete That (Episode 2) usually the one where Xena is stuck in a right time loop with Gabrielle and Joxer and contains to permit the planet to burn therefore she can get actually great at geography to save lots of the planet. Everyday Joxer asks her about a hickey and Gabrielle appears abashed like she offered it to her.
The Deliverer (Episode 4) Gabrielle kills her very very very first individual then is quickly enraptured by an wicked god and neither of the things are horny! Yet the show does a strange thing where it attracts lots of parallels between virginity and using very first life which is horny.
Gabrielle’s Hope (Episode 5) Gabrielle provides delivery up to a demon child in the Round Table then flees Xena who desperately desires to murder the infant since it is demonstrably wicked. Not horny unless you’re actually into extreme psychological conflict.
Your debt (Episodes 6 and 7) Xena travels to Chin (Asia) to settle a financial obligation which can be explored in exceedingly cinematic flashbacks that include her making love for a horse and intercourse floating around, as well as she gets captured and imprisoned nude as well as in water and learns to murder people who have her brain.
Warrior…Priestess…Tramp… (Episode 9) Xena discovers another doppelganger, a Hestian virgin priestess, and she as well as the saucy intercourse worker, Meg, must once once again imagine become the other person which makes plenty of intercourse jokes and making Gabrielle deeply horny.
The Quill Is Mightier… (Episode 10) the main one where Aphrodite provides Gabrielle a scroll that is magic makes genuine whatever is created involved with it. Leading a horny Joxer to create in a true amount of nude Gabrielles whom chase every person.
Maternal Instincts (Episode 11) usually the one where Gabrielle’s child, Hope, returns and murders Xena’s son, Solan, and both Gabrielle is left by it and Xena broken and therefore is only horny if you should be into discomfort.
The Bitter Suite (Episode 12) the main one where Xena and Gabrielle are obligated to get together again via a musical episode and Xena drags a nude Gabrielle throughout the countryside by horse. Also in a song called “Melt Into Me” if you are not into men you will be absolutely seduced by Ares as he begs Xena to be with him.
One Against an Army (Episode 13) usually the one where Xena, perhaps perhaps perhaps not the Spartans, must stop the intrusion associated with Persians, and all sorts of while Gabrielle is dying from poison. A bed is shared by them and inform one another they love one another.
Whenever in Rome… (Episode 16) usually the one where Xena and Gabrielle kidnap Crassus, one-third of Rome’s Triumvirate, to trade him for Vircinix, a Gaul rebel. In the act, Xena needs to cope with her ex, Julius Caesar, and all sorts of of the interactions are horny.
Fins, Femmes, and Gems (Episode 18) the only where Aphrodite casts a spell on Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer, making them enthusiastic about fishing, on their own, and Tarzan that is being. Xena talks about fisting…fishes.
Sacrifice (Episodes 21 and 22) the only where Hope, Gabrielle’s demon child, and Callisto both return and Hope is reborn completely grown and nude, and Callisto is intimately interested in being murdered by Xena and Gabrielle does one thing just those stimulated by angst will find horny.
A Family Affair (Episode 3) usually the one where Xena and Gabrielle are reunited, but also Hope will there be and contains a big adult monster son that this woman is far, way too near with if you realize my meaning.
Both have lice and rashes and that is not horny but then they take a bath together in Sickness and in Hell (Episode 4) The one where Xena and Gabrielle.
An account of Two Muses (Episode 6) the main one where Xena establishes democracy via party which can be an artform that is inherently horny.
Locked Up and Tied Down (Episode 7) the main one where Gabrielle provides Xena a therapeutic therapeutic therapeutic massage after which Xena is place in prison of course you must know just just just how someone’s that is horny kink is merely revisit that name once more.
Crusader (Episode 8) the main one where Gabrielle unintentionally gets in a love triangle with Xena and a murder-happy spiritual fanatic.
Then finds her clothes gone and is forced to tell a small child the story of Cinderella while wearing a burlap sack if the Shoe Fits (Episode 12) The one where Gabrielle showers and.
Paradise Found (Episode 13) the main one where Gabrielle gets like actually into yoga and Xena becomes some kind of manic demon and you can find a complete great deal of massage treatments and a person with three eyes.
Devi (Episode 14) usually the one where Xena and Gabrielle happen to be Asia and wow the show’s approach to culture that is indian fables is profoundly unpleasant, but additionally Gabrielle gets possessed by a rather sexy demon whom wears dark attention show and licks Xena’s face.
Amongst the Lines (Episode 15) usually the one in which the show’s appropriation of Indian tradition is still exceedingly bad and Xena and Gabrielle travel forward to future everyday lives in order to find one another once more, because canonically they’ve been heart mates, and additionally they paint Mehndi for each other under sexy lighting to end Alti, Xena’s nemesis and Gabrielle gets a tremendously pixie cut that is butch.
The Play’s the Thing (Episode 17) usually the one where we’re primarily through utilizing the India that is really bad arc Gabrielle gets conned into wearing a play which features plenty of on-stage washing involving her character and Xena’s.
The Convert (Episode 18) the only where Gabrielle’s unbalanced super spiritual zealot ex returns to try to murder Xena.
The Ides of March (Episode 21) usually the one where do you know what takes place to Caesar plus it’s all according to Xena’s plan, as well as Gabrielle breaks a vow of pacifism and murders a large number of guys. Then she and Xena are crucified.